The Pace-Setting Car Jagoff

When there are no cars in front of you and a line of cars in your rear view mirror that look like a line at the car wash the first day above 50 degrees after a harsh winter storm…. you’re doing it wrong…. Let’s get some pep in that gas pedal!  With the pace that you’re setting, we’re all gonna turn gray, stiff and wrinkly on this road before I can get to Costco for my keg of chex mix and keg of bath soap, Ya Jagoff!