Do Ya Think This Driver Would Fit in the Dumpster

You could put 2, maybe 3, of those cars in that one spot. Hell, you could probably just lift that little roller skate with an engine and drop it into that dumpster opening. (Aren’t those cars disposable anyway?)

Maybe they just ran out of gas and rolled it into the curb saving 100’s of lives?  Nope… because a car THAT size gets 343,023 miles to the gallon!  Not even I could run that thing down to “Empty.”

Take your hover board with a roof and stereo home and put it back in shoe box you brought it home in because you CLEARLY don’t know how to drive it, Ya Jagoff!