Perpendicular vs. Parallel Parking?

I think my man got a little confused over terms perpendicular and parallel in geometry class! Perhaps they parked before the fog lifted? If so, seems to me that those posts would have a ding or two on them.

Perhaps they had Mr. G###, the same geometry teacher that I had, and slept through the class more than ol’ Mr. Grega?

C’mon, big-rigger-Ricky, cargo tray or not, take that little-good-for-nothing-not-even-to-help-a-friend-move-a-bed-frame-and-a-lamp-or-TV and put it parallel with the lines, or has Mr. G### would have explained it “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…hmm…hmmm….hmmm…. snort….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” Ya Jagoff!

Thanks to @dylangleche on Instagram for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher.