Aug 25 2016
Are ya hip (or dope) enough to know about the word HANGRY?
When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both.An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.
Story:She goes to bed and doesn’t finish her beer.Her hubby thinks, why waste a good beer, and drinks it! (seems fair enough unless she’s a back-washer)She wakes up and wants her beer.There is no beer.She grabs some scissors and stabs her hubby (allegedly).She then bit him on the arms and thumb (allegedly).See story on WTAE.com if ya want.
The best part? Tracey was arrested, 2013, for beating a boyfriend up because, well, you probably guessed this one…. her boyfriend forgot to get BBQ sau’ce at the store on Christmas Eve. See… I figured you had guessed that since it’s so common of an issue. Things get tense in many houses about BBQ sauce on Christmas Eve with all of the last-minute gift buying and stuff!
Well Tracey… given your propensity to get Bangry, you probably should be banned from any of those Paint and Sip events! Especially those ones where they do crafting and have scissors! And, you’re not only famous on the news…..(said in my dopey, frumpy, I’m the office jackass voice) “You know what they find under the definition of the word BANGRY in the dictionary? Your picture, Ya Jagoff!!”