Mar 16 2013
Mar 12 2013
It is HARD to tell what’s going on in this picture from the Sheetz store in North Huntingdon, PA. Out of all of the “Gas Station Jagoffs.” this one MIGHT just be the champeeeeeen.
Here’s the tweet that accompanied the pic:
Here’s a Jagoff for you. Out-of-towner washing his entire vehicle with the window washer at Sheetz…
He finished pumping and continued to wash! Was at it for another 10-15 minutes AFTER gas!
So, yeah.. washed the entire car with the squeegee and a bucket of window wash fluid. It left the questions, like:
For lunch, did he order a bun, lettuce, tomatoes and onions ONLY at the MTO machine and then pull out some leftover breakfast sausage that he had stuffed in his pants pocket since the continental breakfast at the hotel this morning?
Did he top off his fuel tank by going around to each pump and tapping the 9 extra drops out of each nozzle into his tank?
Do you think he wraps medicine bottle cotton-balls on to paperclips, stolen from the office, as Q-tips? Or does he stick a used hairpin in his ear to scoop out the wax and then gaze at the chunks?
Sure.. everyone scams the system at times… people like me that take huge wads of napkins from the restaurants like Sheetz and throw them in the glove compartment of the car for those sneeze/choking/snot emergencies!
Hey Squeegee Squidward, thanks for tying up the gas pump while you gave your car a mani and a pedi. Thank GAWD they give ya free soap back at the hotel!! We would have hated to see you standing at the pump for ANOTHER 15 minutes, with a bunch of those little wipey blue towels tied in a knot on your head and wrapped around your waist, while you scrubbed your underarms and dinkyd00 with that same squeegee. You probably would have ALSO jipped into the tire filling station to blow dry your hair, Ya Jagoff!!!
Thanks to @NHTdad for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today.
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Mar 11 2013
So another year of this “move the clocks ahead nonsense” is behind us. Another Spring when people showed up for church, golf and airplane flights late and missed the 11am McDonald’s Breakfast/Lunch cutoff.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do we put ourselves through this???
And by the way, it is NOT “Daylight Savings Time.” It is “Daylight Saving Time” meaning we are now saving DAYLIGHT not creating a summer version of a Citizens Bank .000003% interest Christmas Club account called the DAYLIGHT SAVINGS CLUB!
So why are we worried about saving daylight? Some say it’s the government and an energy thing, some say it’s a Farmer’s Almanac thing and, quite honestly, most people have no idea and make stuff up!!!
I wasn’t aware DAYLIGHT was in need of saving!!! Am I the only one that was content with the amount of DAYLIGHT we had already??
If you’re working at 2am, or 3am or, 3am that JUST WAS 2am 10-seconds ago, you may have just been shafted outta an hour worth of pay.
And then there’s the changing-the-DVR-Microwave-Oven-WorkWatch-DressWatch-CarClock-OtherCarClockThatNeedsAPenToStockInTheThingy-TheVariousBatteryOperatedDecorativeWallCocks-TheShowerRadioClock-and-the-BedsideClockRadio routine. EXHAUSTING!
SIDE NOTE: It absolutely KILLS me when the Microwave clock and the Oven clock don’t match minutes!
Look, I just got used to writing 2013 on my checks. Thank GAWD I don’t have to write the time of day on anything based on the sun’s position! And the dog, he’ doesn’t realize that his stomach-alarm needs to be changed by an hour… he’s HUNGRY NOW!!!!
And how about the work-time lost due to DST… we know about the March Madness mess of people wasting time at work but how many work-hours are lost by people standing around the office last Friday searching the internet and arguing over the “Is it spring FORWARD?” question!
OK.. enough about Daylight Saving
s Time. The bottom line is, I have no idea who is responsible for it but too many people hold ME responsible for figuring it out! My vote, let’s just keep the clocks the same all year around and, those of you who WANT that precious extra hour of daylight, get your lazy arses out of bed an hour early on your own, Ya Jagoffs!!!
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