May 27 2016
Well, apparently the USA Today Twitter-ites didn’t see last night’s game OR the last game, game 6, because they’re a tad off in their information.
Hey, USA Today, apparently you missed the Penguins winning game 6 aaaaaaaand, last night, when the Pen’s Bryan Rust crashed the Tampa Lighting’s net like a drunk trying to smash their way into the last fully-packed Duquesne Incline ride up to Mount Washington on a Saturday night aaaaaand then forcing the puck to make an aggressive Pittsburgh Left passed goalie, Andrei Vasilevskiy’s, left skate to get the game-winning, series-winning GOAL, Ya Jagoffs!!
Thanks to Alberto for passing this along and being today’s Honorary Jagoff Catcher!