May 19 2015
(Travel has me tied up so recycling this post. It’ still relevant.)
The above photo (minus our Jagoff-astrator notations) came to us with this caption:
Who needs a truck
Haaaa… (sniff)… haaa.. that’s kind of it, RIGHT? This is another one of those “Damn-it-I-wish-I-had-gotten-the-SUV-or-Pickup” posts. (See the previous hot-tub post here)
The first thing I thought of when I saw this pic was, “Boy that DYI Channel sure is bringing out the handyman in everyone!!” I can just see this guy.. he gets up in the morning, goes to the spa, runs to Starbucks for a cappuccino-carmel-double-shot-of-vanilla-with-a-whole-lotta-other-crappa-lotta, has a cup of yogurt and says, “Honey, I’m gonna go put in a french drain today!! But before I stop and get the pipe, I have to stop at Macy’s to get a flannel shirt and a pair of those work jeans, the kind that have the tool-holding-hooky-thingies on the hip.”
As an FYI, I am absolutely HORRIBLE at home repair products. Like, if you were calling a list of people to help you with a home repair project, I would be on the list BELOW your drunken Uncle Stush who will only come over if your fridge is full of Iron City cans.
So back to the BMW…. I wondered if this was a special option for BEAMER drivers who like to smoke but don’t want the second hand smoke to blow toward their kids in the back seat. Then I thought, maybe this is a FANTASTIC new church-pipe-organ-entertainment-center option.
But NOPE! It is what it is.. a BEAMER hauling stuff.
And to “Steely McBeamer” (that was crafty, huh?) if ya have enough $$ to purchase that nice car, don’t ya have $19.95 to rent the Home Depot truck for an hour OR hire the “We Haul Anything Including Your Sleeping Mother-in-Law” people from the Pennysaver or Craig’s List, Ya Jagoff?
Thanks to our Virginia-based Twitter Follower and Honorary Jagoff Catcher Lowell Murray.
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