The “Challenge” of Parking at a Mall

Yeaah Buddy!  Our FIRST outta town Jagoff posting.  I received the photo above with the following note, “Seriously? That’s how you’re parking? Jagoff in Edina, MN.”

Let’s say our friend Rachel woulda approached this driver.  Here’s how I envision the driver responding: “Wait!  What are those white things on the ground again?  Oh, they are lines?  Sorry, I’m not used to these line-thingies cuz, when I USUALLY come to Jo-Ann fabrics for some scrapbooking supplies, I normally just pull in at the curb in front of the store and put my 4-way flashers on cuz I’m only gonna be a MINUTE!!!”

Yeah, either that or this is the old man, who dropped off the scrapbookin’ Mrs. at the front door (while everyone waited behind him) and now he is poised in the “Emergency Response” position for when she comes out with her arms full of glue sticks!

So hey, I realize it may take ya an extra 1.5857 minutes to park how the REST OF US HUMANS DO (who also have important things to do) but, howzabout squeezin’ that hobby-supply-rig IN BETWEEN the white lines, next time, YA JAGOFF!

 

 (By the way – I’m guessin’ this will be the SAME person that has NO CLUE what the up-aisle and down-aisle arros are for!!)

 

Special thanks Twitter Follower @Rach4Steelers, for being our Honorary Jagoff Catcher today!